September 13, 2011

Dear...

Dear Asian-"American" youtube posters,

Just stop fucking going on youtube and attempting to group a bunch of words together and labeling it as a comedy parody, a freestyle, or anything else in the list(see below). It's just corny and nonsense so many fucking irrelevant Asian-"Americans" upload nonsensical videos.

This list goes as follows of Asian video uploaders:
 try to be gimmicky by attempting to point out casual daily observances
putting make up on
playing a A FUCKING INSTRUMENT THATS A GUITAR OR PIANO
trying to put an Asian acent of their ethnic background(parody)
Making fun of their parents(another parody)
Trying to be a rapper, rnb singer, comedian
Singing Asian songs in an Asian language with that 11 year old Jessica Kim voice.

If you are labeled in this list  simply aquire a lead hammer from a local Home Depot
and begin to pound your harddrive and face.



Yours Truly,
The guy in the picture.

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